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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:32 AM // 04:32   #1
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This thread is very similar to the "Guy above me" thread (kudos to that author).

You make up a battle scene about the guy above you. You also have to say something about their avatar appearance related to your scene. If they don't have one, then it does not apply.
Let me demonstrate against myself
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:32 AM // 04:32   #2
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Tosses a plasma grenade, blowing up his body and peppering at his shiny green armor with a Machine Gun.
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #3
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(Always wanted to do this)

Jumps up, and wacks Master Chief's helm visor with the brunt of a shotgun.

*Cracks visor*

Shoots a few rounds into the cracked visor

*Peers in*

Screams.

"OMFG WHAT THE **** ARE Y-"

But is silenced when the Master Chiefs horrible face blinds him, and he is blown to bits.
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #4
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Whips out a German FG42 and sends sprays at that sword...which bounce back and kills me .
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LOL we all want a piece of that golden faceplate, LOL!

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Takes out sword.

Pokes eyeballs.

Laughs evily.
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:37 AM // 04:37   #6
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cuts that hair off (head included) with an uB3r energy sword, 733t!!!
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39   #7
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Plants a gabillion plasma nades over Master Chiefs visor.

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE!!!
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39   #8
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Sprays that golden faceplate with FG42, reflects back on me, killing me.


EDIT: GOES CRAZY ON THE FLIPPIN BASTARD ABOVE ME AND KILLS HIM IN TRIPLICATE FOR STEALING MY KILL!!!
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:40 AM // 04:40   #9
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LoL plat I'm ALWAYS beating you to the post!

LOL!

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*Sticks plasma nade in open mouth*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:40 AM // 04:40   #10
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poking those eyes again with my uber sword

MUAGHAHAHAHAHA
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:41 AM // 04:41   #11
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Sprays the Golden Faceplate with a German FG42...DIE BASTARD!

HAHA ownage
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:42 AM // 04:42   #12
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^ Finally shot the CORRECT person!

*chokes skinny neck*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:42 AM // 04:42   #13
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takes off golden faceplate and makes scars on your face with sharp edge of faceplate, yet hiding mine in teh shadows
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:42 AM // 04:42   #14
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Kills The Bastard Above Me!!!!
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:45 AM // 04:45   #15
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respawns and sticks u with 38572389079289352893 plasma nades!!!!!
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Nukes u with a nuke
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #17
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bounces it back dragonball z style with sum crazy glowing sh!t, and shoots a big blue ball at your lil poo forest... BURN, hahahah!!!
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17   #18
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Bounces it back AGAIN SO HARD THAT ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO bounce back with Links Master sword
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 06:31 AM // 06:31   #19
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not links sword
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 07:05 PM // 19:05   #20
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hits u in the funny bone DDD
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